Make sure you get a hold of one of our brand new Viking Funeral Vinyl packages,
limited to 250. Don’t be that one kid on your block…

Friends! Bring your friends to come and see your friends new jams with our friends in Generation of Vipers (ex-USX) and our other friends in Marching Teeth (our friend Mr. Cook provided artwork for the Viking Funeral Saga) all at our friends awesomely friendly metal bar, St. Vitus, where all of your friends will be hanging out with their friends who are our friends anyway!
WE ARE ALL FRIENDS HERE!
The recording process of our new album has finally come to a close! Get ready to unwillingly volunteer yourself up the endless stair, to lay hypnotically upon the bloodstone, to bear your fleshy chest and surrender your heart to each of us. We will move your spirit from the house in your heart-removed and guide it upon the journey across the roads of light. There, we will teach you to commune with the rays of our Sun and breathe within the fire of his light-beams…
Updated brogress…
Drums are sounding bigger than if John Bonham and Dale Crover had a baby!!!
Jeff is sweating…
Make sure you get a hold of one of our brand new Viking Funeral Vinyl packages,
limited to 250. Don’t be that one kid on your block…

Beasts and Beautes alike, check out our updated Live section so you don’t miss
your opportunity to get your silly little face/brain/beard destroyed by Hull and Batillus this march…
Megadeth apparently is useful for something…
Pickle Jam capturetastic by Lord Markussian.